"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

(via scottthepilgrim)


okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

(via panerasexual)


lmao those european porn dudes that talk incomprehensible shit like “mm bby i’m gon to fuck badabep baby beby pud my dick in de pampers”

(via nosdrinker)


i think im in like like with you

(Source: empanacla, via slydig)




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