fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort, via beyoncebeytwice)


Sun Two Door Cinema Club

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seeing people in ouija board sweaters

(via charlottelabouff)


so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me

(via kanayaks)


My Anime Reviews: Howls Moving Castle

Someone needs to staple this dude’s castle into the ground and start taxing the fuck out him.

(via jesuschristvevo)


Some people are so attractive that my ass eats itself when I look at them

(via maahammy)


it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever

(via charlottelabouff)


There was this guy at the amusement park dressed as sonic.
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